Have you seen this movie??

Before reading this post please be advised my dad is terrified of gay people....I think he imagines that gay people run around at night raping or turning straight people into gay people. He is an alcoholic so expecting rational thought processes even 25% of the time is just setting yourself up for disappointment.

Me: I have nothing to do........I am so bored........

Billdo: You should watch that move.

Me: What movie?

Billdo: Ass Jack

Me: Um.....do you mean Jack Ass?

Billdo: No! AAAASS JAAACK

Me: I am pretty sure I don't want to see whatever movie you are talking about- it kinda sounds like gay porn.

Billdo: (getting very angry and annoyed with me) Why would I have fag porn?? I am talking about that movie you have called Ass Jack. You know the one with Nicholas Cage in it!

Me: Wow I didn't know Cage did gay porn.

Billdo: NO GOD DAMN IT! IT IS NOT GAY PORN IT IS THAT MOVIE YOU HAVE THAT I WATCHED THE OTHER DAY!

Me: You watched gay porn the other day?

Billdo: WHAT?!!!!!

Me: Oh you mean Kick Ass?

Billdo: Ass Jack, Kick Jack WHATEVER! Do you think I am stupid? or I would watch fag porn? I may not be the sharpest crayon in the box but I am not stupid!

at this point he walks in his room slams the door, then opens it and yells "I AM NOT A FAGGOT!"

no Billdo you are not stupid, nor gay, you are just drunk.........

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