Apparently the flu can now be spread by your penis......yes that's right I said PENIS. I had no idea??? So now not only does one have to worry about all the regular STDs but now also the flu virus??
Billdo:" We are going to have to start disinfecting the door handles."
Me: "Yeah that sounds like a good idea."
Billdo: " Those kids (Meaning my brother's band members) are coming out of the bathroom too soon after taking a piss so they can't be washing their hands and it's flu season- I don't want to get that shit"
I think it is also appropriate to explain Billdo's definition of proper hand washing after one uses the bathroom, touches garbage or raw meat: Holding his finger tips in warm water for eh 3 maybe 4 seconds......then wipe with a smelly ass dish towel. With his stellar sanitary skills it is astonishing that none of us have ended up with some horrible disease.
Although it is tough to meet that type of standard I may just have to put up a sign to remind everyone to "wash" their hands after using the restroom so Billdo doesn't get the flu.
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