IPhone 4 = the Apocalypse

So tonight as I was doing a face to face call with my husband on my Iphone, Billdo had a revelation. This was the first time he had ever seen this being done and he was astonished. Seriously his bloodshot glossy eyes got huge. He started talking about how this type of technology was to advanced and the government has satellites in space that are watching our every move, and they can see us get in our car an leave the driveway......and this is all proof that the Mayans were right when they predicted the end of the world in 2012!!! Holy mother of God seriously??? I am no historian or expert in the Mayan, but I am pretty damn sure they didn't write about Google Earth or the Iphone in their hieroglyphics......Although now that I think about it I may have gotten up to use the bathroom during that part in Mel Gibson's Apocalypto when the big scary Mayan dude that was ripping every one's hearts stopped what he was doing to whip out his Iphone and take a face to face call with his mom.....